BADVICE: THREESOME’S A CHARM
I MET THIS CUTE GIRL AT THIS BAR THAT WE BOTH FREQUENT BUT I CAN’T REMEMBER HER NAME. ANY ADVICE ON HOW TO DODGE THAT BULLET?Introduce her to one of your friends. Make sure you’re smoking a cigarette. When you’re about to do the introduction, be sure that you haven’t taken a drag for a second... …
BADVICE: SLOPPY SECONDS EDITION
Fuck sober, thoughtful, level-headed advice. Here’s the truth: BADVICE…