Only Consentual Ball Smashing

By Tyler Barber



This misinformed gamer was pleasantly surprised last night when I realized that Rockstar games was not promoting Manhunt 2, but the much friendlier Table Tennis.

What transpired was a back patio party at Helios with two Wiis set-up for all night ping-pong. Omar Al-Bochi (the "sexy" Omar) loosely organized a tournament of several dudes and a handful of deceptively-good hipster chicks. The winner was my hometown homie Luis Grimaldo who shut-out Penny Royal drummer Evan Dunavan in what a gentleman would call a good game, but in reality it was more like a step-child-abuse-fest. GALENA PARK REPRESENT!