Friday, January 18, 2024

City of Montrose shirts now available!

posted by Free Press Houston @ 12:32 PM


In keeping with our constant efforts of shameless self promotion and the recent secession of Montrose from Houston proper, the next apparent thing to do was to come up with a prolific t-shirt that we could sell. hence, we conjured up 4 brilliant slogans that capture the spirit of the Trose'. This shit be way clutch. I kid you not.

Available in all sizes, red or black, with the following slogans:

It's fidna be the future
Just waiting on this check
Watch your bike
Where money is free


Buy yours today! Please. We need money. No joke. Does this sound desperate? Hope not. Piss.

Email us at editors@freepresshouston.com to buy your IMMEDIATELY!

2 Comments:

At January 19, 2024 7:59 AM , Blogger Demandrea said...

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At January 19, 2024 2:57 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

sweeet!

 

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