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I <3 Peter Stories: A must read blog about a dad

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By Jacob Calle: Peter is up to trouble… again. Here is this story he busted a B n’ E and left the coop! Heather is my friend that I’ve known for 12 years. Along with this loving gal comes her father, Peter. Peter is your every day Homer Simpson/ Larry David. There’s no need to continue on about Peter when you can simply read the blog of his shenanagins and blunders.

“Peter goes to a bachelor party”

Peter went to his best friend’s son’s bachelor party.

They ended up at the turtle club, a bar right on the lake.
One of the guys suggested that they went for a ride on his boat.
Of course, being the fisherman Peter is, he was all about it.
He talked to the guy for a while about his boat, that was just right outside the bar, and they decided they’d all go for a ride after a while.

A little later, Peter had to use the bathroom but the line at the turtle club was incredibly long. So, Peter decided he’d go out to the boat and use the bathroom and wait for the guys there.

Peter found the boat, went inside and “took a piss.” He looked around the bathroom and thought “wow, this is pretty fancy, I should take advantage of this and take a shit.” So, Peter did just that.

After taking care of business in the fancy bathroom, Peter opened the door and saw two strangers, a man and a woman, standing there looking at him, incredibly confused.

The man asked Peter “What are you doing on our boat?”
Peter replied “Well, aren’t we all going for a ride?”

When the couple had no idea what Peter was talking about, Peter then realized he had taken a shit on someone else’s boat.

What did he do next? He told me all he could do was apologize. So, he told the old couple,
“I’m sorry for stinking up your cabin.”

For more captivating stories about ole Pete visit her site.


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